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    Conservative Patrick Flannery Announces Run for House District 96 in Carter and Lawrence Counties

    Conservative Patrick Flannery Announces Run for House District 96 in Carter and Lawrence Counties

    Grow Appalachia helps Lawrence County couple start new farm

    Grow Appalachia helps Lawrence County couple start new farm

    Bridge on KY 644 at Walbridge in Lawrence County closed next week for inspection

    Bridge on KY 644 at Walbridge in Lawrence County closed next week for inspection

    FOR “PETE” SAKE: FORMER BIG SANDY REGIONAL DETENTION CENTER ADMINISTRATOR GETS ‘HEFTY’ MONEY SETTLEMENT

    FOR “PETE” SAKE: FORMER BIG SANDY REGIONAL DETENTION CENTER ADMINISTRATOR GETS ‘HEFTY’ MONEY SETTLEMENT

    ‘A crazy path’ brings Thanksgiving dinner and inspiration to forgotten Blaine, Ky.

    ‘A crazy path’ brings Thanksgiving dinner and inspiration to forgotten Blaine, Ky.

    WHAT IF WE MADE A DIFFERENT STORY ABOUT ‘HILLBILLIES’?

    WHAT IF WE MADE A DIFFERENT STORY ABOUT ‘HILLBILLIES’?

    Kentucky Power Storm Summary: Thanksgiving wind storm update, 7,000 lost power

    Kentucky Power Storm Summary: Thanksgiving wind storm update, 7,000 lost power

    Lawrence County Grand Jury Indictments include drugs, theft, and endangering minor

    Lawrence County Grand Jury Indictments include drugs, theft, and endangering minor

    100 FEET OF DAMAGED PIPE AT LOUISA EAST WILL HAVE TO BE REPAIRED AFTER FIRE

    100 FEET OF DAMAGED PIPE AT LOUISA EAST WILL HAVE TO BE REPAIRED AFTER FIRE

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    Rebels ready to take the next step, Open season tonight at Home

    Rebels ready to take the next step, Open season tonight at Home

    Paintsville upends Lawrence Co. in OT

    Paintsville upends Lawrence Co. in OT

    Lady Rebels fall in the BJM Tournament, Marcum makes All Tournament team

    Lady Rebels fall in the BJM Tournament, Marcum makes All Tournament team

    LC’s Ally Moore signs with West Virginia Wesleyan Soccer

    LC’s Ally Moore signs with West Virginia Wesleyan Soccer

    Dawgs defeat Phelps in Home opener

    Dawgs defeat Phelps in Home opener

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    Lady Dawgs Runner Up in BJM Tournament at Tolsia

    Martin Co. opens new digs with big win over Lawrence Co.

    Martin Co. opens new digs with big win over Lawrence Co.

    Lady Dawgs take care of Lady Rebels, Will play for BJM Title tonight

    Lady Dawgs take care of Lady Rebels, Will play for BJM Title tonight

    Lady Rebels open the season tonight on the road, Host the BJM Tournament this weekend

    Lady Rebels open the season tonight on the road, Host the BJM Tournament this weekend

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    ‘Christmas in the Mountains’ in Martin County

    ‘Christmas in the Mountains’ in Martin County

    WE LOVE A PARADE! CHRISTMAS PARADE IN LOUISA SET  FOR DEC. 14

    WE LOVE A PARADE! CHRISTMAS PARADE IN LOUISA SET FOR DEC. 14

    TOYS FOR TOTS TOY DRIVE AT LOUISA WALMART; SANTA VISITS FOR PICS, TOO

    TOYS FOR TOTS TOY DRIVE AT LOUISA WALMART; SANTA VISITS FOR PICS, TOO

    15th ANNUAL LMS ARTS AND CRAFTS BAZAAR HOSTS MORE THAN 40 ARTISANS

    15th ANNUAL LMS ARTS AND CRAFTS BAZAAR HOSTS MORE THAN 40 ARTISANS

    Lawrence County Extension Office holds Wreath Making Class on Thursday December 5, 2019

    Lawrence County Extension Office holds Wreath Making Class on Thursday December 5, 2019

    Inez Hometown Homemaker Christmas Party at Miss Ida’s

    Inez Hometown Homemaker Christmas Party at Miss Ida’s

    TAPESTRY OF OLD FT. GAY HIGH PRESENTED TO COUNCIL AT MEETING

    TAPESTRY OF OLD FT. GAY HIGH PRESENTED TO COUNCIL AT MEETING

    15th Annual  LMS Christmas  Arts & Crafts Bazaar THURSDAY, DEC. 5, 2019

    15th Annual LMS Christmas Arts & Crafts Bazaar THURSDAY, DEC. 5, 2019

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    December 2019 Lawrence County Fiscal Court Update on illegal trash dumping

    December 2019 Lawrence County Fiscal Court Update on illegal trash dumping

    LAWRENCE COUNTY ARREST – DECEMBER 1-8, 2019

    LAWRENCE COUNTY ARREST – DECEMBER 1-8, 2019

    TWO ARRESTED IN BLAINE IN PAST TWO DAYS

    TWO ARRESTED IN BLAINE IN PAST TWO DAYS

    LAWRENCE COUNTY COURTHOUSE REPORT: DECEMBER 7, 2019

    LAWRENCE COUNTY COURTHOUSE REPORT: DECEMBER 7, 2019

    Louisa Utility Board Meeting Agenda December 3, 2019, 6:00PM

    Louisa Utility Board Meeting Agenda December 3, 2019, 6:00PM

    LAWRENCE COUNTY ARREST – NOVEMBER 24-30, 2019

    LAWRENCE COUNTY ARREST – NOVEMBER 24-30, 2019

    Lawrence County District Docket Judge Brett Butcher

    Lawrence County District Docket Judge Brett Butcher

    LAWRENCE COUNTY ARREST LIST – NOVEMBER 15-23, 2019

    LAWRENCE COUNTY ARREST LIST – NOVEMBER 15-23, 2019

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    GROWING UP IN LOUISA: Christmas is Coming

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    Michael Coburn EXTRA: Pulled Pork

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    GROWING UP IN LOUISA: Wake Up! It’s Veterans Day  

    2019 Veterans Educational Exhibit is loaded with displays

    2019 Veterans Educational Exhibit is loaded with displays

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    Darrell Daniels, 63,  of Louisa, KY

    Darrell Daniels, 63,  of Louisa, KY

    William Herbert Vance, 62, of Louisa, KY

    William Herbert Vance, 62, of Louisa, KY

    Thomas “Jack” Thurman Fowler, 69, of Fort Gay, WV

    Thomas “Jack” Thurman Fowler, 69, of Fort Gay, WV

    Joy E. Burchwell, 95, of Louisa, KY

    Joy E. Burchwell, 95, of Louisa, KY

    Raymond D. Ball, 70, of Toledo, OH, formerly of Louisa, KY

    Raymond D. Ball, 70, of Toledo, OH, formerly of Louisa, KY

    Bascom Castle, 88, of Fort Gay, WV

    Bascom Castle, 88, of Fort Gay, WV

    Robert Crum, 73, of Ashland, formerly of Louisa

    Robert Crum, 73, of Ashland, formerly of Louisa

    Teddy G. Wilks, 73, of Webbville, KY

    Teddy G. Wilks, 73, of Webbville, KY

    Shawn Murphy, 37, of Independence, KY

    Shawn Murphy, 37, of Independence, KY

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    Beshear appoints all new Kentucky Board of Education

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    UPDATE: Kentucky State Police Post 14 Cancels Golden Alert – Man Found Safe

    MARTIN COUNTY ARREST LIST – NOVEMBER 30-DECEMBER 7, 2019

    MARTIN COUNTY ARREST LIST – NOVEMBER 30-DECEMBER 7, 2019

    MOUNTAIN MOVERS PRESENTS ELF, JR. THE MUSICAL

    MOUNTAIN MOVERS PRESENTS ELF, JR. THE MUSICAL

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    Outgoing Gov. Matt Bevin fires off order aimed at curbing Rocky Adkins’ pension

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    KENTUCKY POWER TO DELIVER 100TH ACT OF APPRECIATION WITH GRANT TO HIGHLANDS MUSEUM & DISCOVERY CENTER

    MARTIN COUNTY MOTHER CHARGED WITH STABBING 4 MONTH-OLD DURING THANKSGIVING

    MARTIN COUNTY MOTHER CHARGED WITH STABBING 4 MONTH-OLD DURING THANKSGIVING

    UPDATE: INDICTED EX-MANAGER OF BOYD COUNTY, KY. CHILD SUPPORT OFFICE MAKES COURT APPEARANCE ON THEFT & EMBEZZLEMENT CHARGES

    UPDATE: INDICTED EX-MANAGER OF BOYD COUNTY, KY. CHILD SUPPORT OFFICE MAKES COURT APPEARANCE ON THEFT & EMBEZZLEMENT CHARGES

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    ROCKY TAKES SENIOR ADVISOR POST IN NEW BESHEAR ADMINISTRATION

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    The LCHS Winter Choral Concert at Louisa United Methodist Church 7:00 pm Tuesday

    The LCHS Winter Choral Concert at Louisa United Methodist Church 7:00 pm Tuesday

    MOUNTAIN MOVERS PRESENTS ELF, JR. THE MUSICAL

    MOUNTAIN MOVERS PRESENTS ELF, JR. THE MUSICAL

    The Louisa Police & Fire Departments’ TOY DRIVE

    The Louisa Police & Fire Departments’ TOY DRIVE

    15th Annual  LMS Christmas  Arts & Crafts Bazaar THURSDAY, DEC. 5, 2019

    15th Annual LMS Christmas Arts & Crafts Bazaar THURSDAY, DEC. 5, 2019

    Matt Jones coming back on Kentucky Sports Radio

    Matt Jones coming back on Kentucky Sports Radio

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    KSP Kicks off Annual Holiday Food Drive

    Ft. Gay Tree Lighting Ceremony today at 6:00 pm

    Ft. Gay Tree Lighting Ceremony today at 6:00 pm

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    MAYOR SAYS CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS LATE BECAUSE OF LOCAL COMPANY’S STAFFING SHORTAGE

    Conservative Patrick Flannery Announces Run for House District 96 in Carter and Lawrence Counties

    Conservative Patrick Flannery Announces Run for House District 96 in Carter and Lawrence Counties

    Grow Appalachia helps Lawrence County couple start new farm

    Grow Appalachia helps Lawrence County couple start new farm

    Bridge on KY 644 at Walbridge in Lawrence County closed next week for inspection

    Bridge on KY 644 at Walbridge in Lawrence County closed next week for inspection

    FOR “PETE” SAKE: FORMER BIG SANDY REGIONAL DETENTION CENTER ADMINISTRATOR GETS ‘HEFTY’ MONEY SETTLEMENT

    FOR “PETE” SAKE: FORMER BIG SANDY REGIONAL DETENTION CENTER ADMINISTRATOR GETS ‘HEFTY’ MONEY SETTLEMENT

    ‘A crazy path’ brings Thanksgiving dinner and inspiration to forgotten Blaine, Ky.

    ‘A crazy path’ brings Thanksgiving dinner and inspiration to forgotten Blaine, Ky.

    WHAT IF WE MADE A DIFFERENT STORY ABOUT ‘HILLBILLIES’?

    WHAT IF WE MADE A DIFFERENT STORY ABOUT ‘HILLBILLIES’?

    Kentucky Power Storm Summary: Thanksgiving wind storm update, 7,000 lost power

    Kentucky Power Storm Summary: Thanksgiving wind storm update, 7,000 lost power

    Lawrence County Grand Jury Indictments include drugs, theft, and endangering minor

    Lawrence County Grand Jury Indictments include drugs, theft, and endangering minor

    100 FEET OF DAMAGED PIPE AT LOUISA EAST WILL HAVE TO BE REPAIRED AFTER FIRE

    100 FEET OF DAMAGED PIPE AT LOUISA EAST WILL HAVE TO BE REPAIRED AFTER FIRE

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    Rebels ready to take the next step, Open season tonight at Home

    Paintsville upends Lawrence Co. in OT

    Paintsville upends Lawrence Co. in OT

    Lady Rebels fall in the BJM Tournament, Marcum makes All Tournament team

    Lady Rebels fall in the BJM Tournament, Marcum makes All Tournament team

    LC’s Ally Moore signs with West Virginia Wesleyan Soccer

    LC’s Ally Moore signs with West Virginia Wesleyan Soccer

    Dawgs defeat Phelps in Home opener

    Dawgs defeat Phelps in Home opener

    Lady Dawgs Runner Up in BJM Tournament at Tolsia

    Lady Dawgs Runner Up in BJM Tournament at Tolsia

    Martin Co. opens new digs with big win over Lawrence Co.

    Martin Co. opens new digs with big win over Lawrence Co.

    Lady Dawgs take care of Lady Rebels, Will play for BJM Title tonight

    Lady Dawgs take care of Lady Rebels, Will play for BJM Title tonight

    Lady Rebels open the season tonight on the road, Host the BJM Tournament this weekend

    Lady Rebels open the season tonight on the road, Host the BJM Tournament this weekend

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    ‘Christmas in the Mountains’ in Martin County

    ‘Christmas in the Mountains’ in Martin County

    WE LOVE A PARADE! CHRISTMAS PARADE IN LOUISA SET  FOR DEC. 14

    WE LOVE A PARADE! CHRISTMAS PARADE IN LOUISA SET FOR DEC. 14

    TOYS FOR TOTS TOY DRIVE AT LOUISA WALMART; SANTA VISITS FOR PICS, TOO

    TOYS FOR TOTS TOY DRIVE AT LOUISA WALMART; SANTA VISITS FOR PICS, TOO

    15th ANNUAL LMS ARTS AND CRAFTS BAZAAR HOSTS MORE THAN 40 ARTISANS

    15th ANNUAL LMS ARTS AND CRAFTS BAZAAR HOSTS MORE THAN 40 ARTISANS

    Lawrence County Extension Office holds Wreath Making Class on Thursday December 5, 2019

    Lawrence County Extension Office holds Wreath Making Class on Thursday December 5, 2019

    Inez Hometown Homemaker Christmas Party at Miss Ida’s

    Inez Hometown Homemaker Christmas Party at Miss Ida’s

    TAPESTRY OF OLD FT. GAY HIGH PRESENTED TO COUNCIL AT MEETING

    TAPESTRY OF OLD FT. GAY HIGH PRESENTED TO COUNCIL AT MEETING

    15th Annual  LMS Christmas  Arts & Crafts Bazaar THURSDAY, DEC. 5, 2019

    15th Annual LMS Christmas Arts & Crafts Bazaar THURSDAY, DEC. 5, 2019

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    December 2019 Lawrence County Fiscal Court Update on illegal trash dumping

    December 2019 Lawrence County Fiscal Court Update on illegal trash dumping

    LAWRENCE COUNTY ARREST – DECEMBER 1-8, 2019

    LAWRENCE COUNTY ARREST – DECEMBER 1-8, 2019

    TWO ARRESTED IN BLAINE IN PAST TWO DAYS

    TWO ARRESTED IN BLAINE IN PAST TWO DAYS

    LAWRENCE COUNTY COURTHOUSE REPORT: DECEMBER 7, 2019

    LAWRENCE COUNTY COURTHOUSE REPORT: DECEMBER 7, 2019

    Louisa Utility Board Meeting Agenda December 3, 2019, 6:00PM

    Louisa Utility Board Meeting Agenda December 3, 2019, 6:00PM

    LAWRENCE COUNTY ARREST – NOVEMBER 24-30, 2019

    LAWRENCE COUNTY ARREST – NOVEMBER 24-30, 2019

    Lawrence County District Docket Judge Brett Butcher

    Lawrence County District Docket Judge Brett Butcher

    LAWRENCE COUNTY ARREST LIST – NOVEMBER 15-23, 2019

    LAWRENCE COUNTY ARREST LIST – NOVEMBER 15-23, 2019

    LAWRENCE COUNTY COURTHOUSE NEWS; MARRIAGES, DEEDS AND CIVIL SUITS

    LAWRENCE COUNTY COURTHOUSE NEWS; MARRIAGES, DEEDS AND CIVIL SUITS

  • Recollections
    GROWING UP IN LOUISA: Christmas is Coming

    GROWING UP IN LOUISA: Christmas is Coming

    Michael Coburn EXTRA: Pulled Pork

    Michael Coburn EXTRA: Pulled Pork

    19th Century Appalachia Comes Alive in Betsy Reeder’s Broomstraw Ridge

    19th Century Appalachia Comes Alive in Betsy Reeder’s Broomstraw Ridge

    GROWING UP IN LOUISA:  Marriage

    GROWING UP IN LOUISA: Marriage

    GROWING UP IN LOUISA: Happy Thanksgiving!

    GROWING UP IN LOUISA: Happy Thanksgiving!

    GROWING UP IN LOUISA:  Grocers

    GROWING UP IN LOUISA: Grocers

    GROWING UP IN LOUISA: Wake Up! It’s Veterans Day  

    GROWING UP IN LOUISA: Wake Up! It’s Veterans Day  

    2019 Veterans Educational Exhibit is loaded with displays

    2019 Veterans Educational Exhibit is loaded with displays

    GROWING UP IN LOUISA:  Restaurants

    GROWING UP IN LOUISA: Restaurants

  • Obituaries
    Darrell Daniels, 63,  of Louisa, KY

    Darrell Daniels, 63,  of Louisa, KY

    William Herbert Vance, 62, of Louisa, KY

    William Herbert Vance, 62, of Louisa, KY

    Thomas “Jack” Thurman Fowler, 69, of Fort Gay, WV

    Thomas “Jack” Thurman Fowler, 69, of Fort Gay, WV

    Joy E. Burchwell, 95, of Louisa, KY

    Joy E. Burchwell, 95, of Louisa, KY

    Raymond D. Ball, 70, of Toledo, OH, formerly of Louisa, KY

    Raymond D. Ball, 70, of Toledo, OH, formerly of Louisa, KY

    Bascom Castle, 88, of Fort Gay, WV

    Bascom Castle, 88, of Fort Gay, WV

    Robert Crum, 73, of Ashland, formerly of Louisa

    Robert Crum, 73, of Ashland, formerly of Louisa

    Teddy G. Wilks, 73, of Webbville, KY

    Teddy G. Wilks, 73, of Webbville, KY

    Shawn Murphy, 37, of Independence, KY

    Shawn Murphy, 37, of Independence, KY

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    Beshear appoints all new Kentucky Board of Education

    UPDATE: Kentucky State Police Post 14 Cancels Golden Alert – Man Found Safe

    UPDATE: Kentucky State Police Post 14 Cancels Golden Alert – Man Found Safe

    MARTIN COUNTY ARREST LIST – NOVEMBER 30-DECEMBER 7, 2019

    MARTIN COUNTY ARREST LIST – NOVEMBER 30-DECEMBER 7, 2019

    MOUNTAIN MOVERS PRESENTS ELF, JR. THE MUSICAL

    MOUNTAIN MOVERS PRESENTS ELF, JR. THE MUSICAL

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    Outgoing Gov. Matt Bevin fires off order aimed at curbing Rocky Adkins’ pension

    KENTUCKY POWER TO DELIVER 100TH ACT OF APPRECIATION WITH GRANT TO HIGHLANDS MUSEUM & DISCOVERY CENTER

    KENTUCKY POWER TO DELIVER 100TH ACT OF APPRECIATION WITH GRANT TO HIGHLANDS MUSEUM & DISCOVERY CENTER

    MARTIN COUNTY MOTHER CHARGED WITH STABBING 4 MONTH-OLD DURING THANKSGIVING

    MARTIN COUNTY MOTHER CHARGED WITH STABBING 4 MONTH-OLD DURING THANKSGIVING

    UPDATE: INDICTED EX-MANAGER OF BOYD COUNTY, KY. CHILD SUPPORT OFFICE MAKES COURT APPEARANCE ON THEFT & EMBEZZLEMENT CHARGES

    UPDATE: INDICTED EX-MANAGER OF BOYD COUNTY, KY. CHILD SUPPORT OFFICE MAKES COURT APPEARANCE ON THEFT & EMBEZZLEMENT CHARGES

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    ROCKY TAKES SENIOR ADVISOR POST IN NEW BESHEAR ADMINISTRATION

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    KentuckyWired Begins Activation of Government Offices

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    The LCHS Winter Choral Concert at Louisa United Methodist Church 7:00 pm Tuesday

    MOUNTAIN MOVERS PRESENTS ELF, JR. THE MUSICAL

    MOUNTAIN MOVERS PRESENTS ELF, JR. THE MUSICAL

    The Louisa Police & Fire Departments’ TOY DRIVE

    The Louisa Police & Fire Departments’ TOY DRIVE

    15th Annual  LMS Christmas  Arts & Crafts Bazaar THURSDAY, DEC. 5, 2019

    15th Annual LMS Christmas Arts & Crafts Bazaar THURSDAY, DEC. 5, 2019

    Matt Jones coming back on Kentucky Sports Radio

    Matt Jones coming back on Kentucky Sports Radio

    KSP Kicks off Annual Holiday Food Drive

    KSP Kicks off Annual Holiday Food Drive

    Ft. Gay Tree Lighting Ceremony today at 6:00 pm

    Ft. Gay Tree Lighting Ceremony today at 6:00 pm

    LAWRENCE COUNTY TOURISM SPONSORS TURKEY TROT ON THANKSGIVING MORNING

    LAWRENCE COUNTY TOURISM SPONSORS TURKEY TROT ON THANKSGIVING MORNING

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JOHN BUTCH PRESTON: A Man For All Seasons

John Butch Preston by John Butch Preston
July 5, 2019
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A Man For All Seasons

John Butch Preston

My name is Ted. And I am running for president. I have no party affiliation and I’m not running as an independent, they never win anyway. Just call it the Ted Ticket.

     My platform is: A new American Continent—in which I think I can solve most of our problems, beginning with immigration. But first of all, we must re-define the word Americans. Our pledge of allegiance states that we are the United States of America, which obviously means that the U.S. is not America in its entirety but only a part of it.

     America extends from northern Canada to the southern tip of Argentina. This of course includes the Central American countries that are primarily involved in the immigration issue. These people do not really want to come here; they hate having to flee their homes and the land they know and love. But they are forced to immigrate because of hunger, joblessness, violence and other factors.

     The economies of these countries are based on their year-round growing season, which sounds like a great advantage until you stop and consider that mangos and bananas are the cheapest things you can buy at the grocery store. If these immigrants are deemed cheap labor in the U. S., just imagine their paltry wages in their own countries. To walk a thousand miles with small children to get to the U.S. border is a desperate move, and to deal with this influx here is a staggering problem for our government.

      This is why as President I will initiate what I call the North and Central American Economic Alliance. It will be a business compact bringing together all the aforementioned countries under a nationalized industrial agreement.  It won’t be easy to form this organization, but great master plans never were—they cannot be created nor planned but must be allowed to evolve, by education, organization, and discipline.

     The enterprise will consist of hundreds of small, interconnecting shops located in the most depressed areas of the countries involved, including the U.S. and Canada. It is more humane to work in small groups, which, indeed, has been proven to be much more economical. The smart move would be to manufacture future needed products such as solar panels and other energy saving devices, which require minimum labor skills.

     But this decision will rest with the select independent agencies from each country—with no formal centralization except for a roving board of commissioners overseeing the entire operation. Certainly, the twenty-five billion our current president wants to spend on a useless wall will go a long way in setting up this project. And in order to include South America, it would be required that all raw materials come from those countries

     Thusly, we would have an entire continent joined as one—The United Countries of America. The American continent would then be the economic power of the world—a solid entity facing both the Pacific and the Atlantic.

     Despite the fact that capitalism—whose sole purpose is more and more consumption— is eating the world alive, this economic alliance must reluctantly contribute to this present reality—as long as the present exists. Millions of lives depend on it.

     I will also be working on Kim Jung-il, inviting him to Disney Land, appealing to his inner child. It would be the “Christian” way to begin solving this standoff. Certainly, I will have a busy eight years, especially reversing the current administrations environmental polices. But I will rely on time-honored advice to accomplish all this: Seek ye first the kingdom of God, and all these things shall be added to you.

     But here’s one important thing the voting public needs to consider about all the people I’m running against: I know most of my competitors in this race don’t believe in the Devil, but I’m here to tell you that the Devil is one of the nicest persons you’ll ever want to meet; butter won’t melt in his mouth—UNTIL HE TURNS ON YOU…. So be fully warned when you go to vote for your favorite candidate or favorite president.

     Vote for Ted—Instead. And go to johnhprestonauthor.com

     

     

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  1. Avatar Nun says:
    5 months ago

    Why don’t you guys get someone that has some common since do an article??? This guy is an idiot and a poor excuse of an American!!! Someone that doesn’t like it when there wrong…. That discribes this idiot.

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  2. Avatar Jeremy says:
    5 months ago

    Reverse the current Presidents environment policy? I guess Pres Obama’s policy’s were good for our region? What’s hilarious is your saying this in coal country. Sir run for office in California. Their beliefs and policy’s are more in line with yours.

    MAGA 2020

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